One is a man in green and the other is a food in yellow. Now which one is about to get gold? It’s time for a showdown!
Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I can get cheddar for £3 down the road.
Robin Hood – 0 Cheddar – 1
Robin Hood fires arrows at targets. Cheddar fires crumbs at passers by. Unfortunately cheese isn’t very deadly.
Robin Hood – 1 Cheddar – 1
Robin Hood has a heart of gold. Cheddar has a heart of cheese. Cheese isn’t a very effective organ, so if Cheddar was alive it would die instantly.
Robin Hood – 2 Cheddar – 1
Robin Hood probably has more nutritional value than cheddar. Cheddar cannot talk.
Robin Hood – 3 Cheddar – 1
Cheese is a product from cows made with love and care. Robin Hood doesn’t exist.
Robin Hood – 3 Cheddar – 2
It’s official! Robin Hood is better than cheddar. If you disagree, then talk to the bow.