Hey, you know fast food? Isn’t it supposed to be like, fast? Well sure it comes out very quickly, but which one would you trust to run a marathon in the quickest time? It’s time to find out which fast food is the most aerodynamic!
First, the burger
Well this item is just wrong. It’s delicious, but why does it have the audacity to be so round? You could throw it at MPH and it would just plonk down at your feet. The only plus side is that it’s light, but so do all the other fast foods. This is just bad style. I’ll say no.
Next, the pizza.
I’ll go margherita to simplify things. Pizza is heavier than burger, so it might not fly as far. Plus it’s all floppy so it might do gymnastics in the air. I don’t trust this very much. However it will leave a trail of tomato so it would get lighter as it goes along.
Number 3, chips.
This picture looks upside down. I don’t know why.
Now remember, it’s chips and not a chip. Don’t think you can have just one and think you can get away with it. They travel in a pack. Unfortunately this means that they’ll have a tendency to scatter, although there may be just one that reaches the end, although I highly doubt it.
Ah yes, the chips’ cousin. In the ocean they’re all swimming along. Well fish can swim, but can they fly? Well it is a bit bulky so that’s going to be a problem, but a bigger problem is that fish can’t breathe above water, so it would probably die at the starting line.
Kebabs are long and pointy, with sections of food on them. This means that the wind and/or air can pass through it easily. You can even through it like a javelin if you are so inclined (I wasn’t). Good choice.
This contains a sausage in bread, with a condiment such as ketchup, mustard or onions. If you try throwing one of these then the sausage has a habit of jumping out of the bread. If you can construct the sausage to jump forward then this might be a good help, otherwise it might fall in the grass. Where it might get eaten by a dog; WHO DOESN’T SEE THE RESEMBLANCE!
The traditional ice cream with a cone can’t even stand up straight. So how is it supposed to run a marathon. Also if I lived in the 80’s I’d might make a joke about adding a marathon bar to the ice cream but I’m not so lets don’t. Chucking these causes the ice cream to fall out, and the whole thing to tip out. Very disappointing.
This is one of those unfortunate unaerodynamic donuts.
Donuts have holes in them especially designed for the wind to go though it. Shame it’s so bulky and weighed down by that jam. You should have used low fat butter!
No! Not a fast food! Does not compute!
And finally, the milkshake
It’s round, bulky, and the lid can come off meaning the track will become all slippery. You can also attach a solar powered jet pack onto it.
Well there you have it. Milkshakes have the best aerodynamicness, and that’s a fact!
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